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When a woman gets all dressed up, posh underwear, heels, the lot...then masturbates while slowly turning herself on by looking so bloody fantastic!
Imagine the hottest date you could ever go on....and orgasm at the end of it..posh wank!
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An alternative name for the fine creation that is the breasts.
"Man she had some hot wank udders"
"I've seen better wank udders on your mum"
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Stupid, thoughtless person who need to fire-up their brainless. Also an ignoramus who doesn't think about others
"That guy's such a wank-bag."
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When one places themselves in a hold-all, zips it up and secures with a padlock. Once secured in the bag, you wank yourself into oblivion and finally try to escape.
Sorry I’m late for work boss, I decided to try a Houdini bag wank this morning.
1. You almost done?
2. Yeah, but first i gotta yank my wank
The act of masturbating, while only wearing a tshirt, and being totally naked from the waste down. Made famous by Winnie The Pooh who never wore bottoms.
I had a Winnie The Pooh wank last night, tshirt on and nothing else.