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Lips that are dry and chapped.
Friend: "your lips look a little gross.."
Me: "yeah, I have single people lips. Sorry"
A problem of fat people being when they see someone else eating, the eat also. Often to excess.
I was watching the Food Network last night and I wanted to go eat because of it, I may have a fat people problem.
Dumb bitches that get free money for having multiple baby daddy’s and spend all the government money they get on lotto tickets
Poor people tax is when you get free money from the government and buy lotto tickets
When someone is clearly dating someone but refuses to acknowledge it or they repeatedly deny their dating status.
Origins: Based off of the way people "dated" on the Hills (2006 TV show).
Synonym: "Talking"
person 1: You guys are always hanging out and going on dates... so you guys are dating?
person 2: No! we are not dating, we only hold hands, kiss, and hang out sometimes!
person 1: *rolls eyes* white people dating...
A situation where old people fight to the death in a cage.
"Oh no, Marvin and Edmund have got in the ring for an old people cagematch."
After Walter and Otis got into an old people cagematch in the nursing home, the nurses have had to work overtime to repair the damaged old people.
Group of 8 retarded rednecks who go to truck meets and fish, they all live in the same small town and go to the same school.
Jimmy neutron is in the blind people cult
"the mother of many people" is when ur mom just can't deside what man she wants. So she fricks them all! But that isn't so great for u... Beacause turns out your enemy is ur sister!
"hey can i come to ur place?" "Sure, here's my mom's number give it to urs." "that's the same number as my mom!!!" "i guess are mother is the mother of many people :)" these lovers were actually cousin!!!