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the worst tasting food item known to man kind. anyone who enjoys the presence of pickles’ opinion is invalid. if you call one a pickle then that is the worse insult you could place upon a soul. you have now called that person so ugly and so unbearably smelly and they are such asshole-y trash that even nicholas cage is offended by your general well being. good job.
bob: I HATE YOU SO MUCH THAT I WOULD RATHER LISTEN TO MATTY B FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE THEN TO HVE TO LISTEN TO YOUR UGLY FACE
fred: WELL I HATE YOU SO MUCH THAT I WOULD RATHER WATCH THE ROOM FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE THAN HAVE TO SHARE AN APARTMENT WITH YOU ANY LONGER
bob: NOBODY LIKES YOU, YOU PICKLE
fred: oh.
bob: shit man i’m sorry i took that too far.
fred: ...
The name Pepper is little a nickname that parents some of the time give there children like let's say when they are very young but pickle is also a foodor vegetableI should say
Dad "hey pepper how was your night".
Child "good but please don't call me pickle again".
Dad "Ok Pickle
Someone who is a big enough fan of Rick and Morty to wear it's merchandise in public
Cop: Ma'am, your son is... a Pickle.
Mother: *crying*
a fruit because it tastes like ranch
id be a pickle if i were a fruit
Something people will tickle for a nickel
Can I tickle your pickle for a Nickel?
I''ll give you a nickel if you tickle my pickle!
Either something you eat or you know swallow
Dude Debra swallowed my pickle last night man
Man that’s lit
Yah ikr
Man I wish I had a pickle right now
Want mine
Bitch no I’m not gay
Oh