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The ring of a mob boss. Legend says it glows in the dark and looks like a spida. You must kiss the spooky spida ring if you ever encounter it. If you instead decide to eat the spooky spida ring, it will be seen as a sign of disrespect, and you will get da sappy hand.
"I ate the mob boss's spooky spida ring"
"Did you get da slappy hand"
"Yeah"
The Midwestern Ring of Fire is a party trick in which you shove three to four raccoons up your ass, along with some medium to spicy salsa, and just hold on for dear life.
Did you see how Tony pulled off that Midwestern Ring of Fire last night? Crazy bro...
When your dick is so scared, it retreats to a point that it looks like a condom ring.
Dude, that chick was so scary, I was ringing it!
An engagement ring that comes off during a fight and is thrown at the giver but eventually returns to the thrower's finger
they fight so much and she throws that ring at him so many times then they get back together... it's like a boom-a-ring...
Dude 1: You know that game Mid ring?
Dude 2: Oh you mean Elden Ring, yeah what about it.
Dude 1: It's a copy and paste of dark souls 3, but there's one new move, jump.
Dude 2: Mid Ring...
"Mid Ring sucks so bad, I rated it -0/10, and refunded it."
Cumming in someones mouth the same time you make them laugh so cum shoots out their nose
Becky was pleasing me and i told a joke as i came and she got a Russian nose ring
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.lord of the rings
lord of the rings