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Russian teapot

A Russian teapot is a lewd action where a man stretches his scrotum into the shape of a bowl or cup and either urinates into it or has another partner urinate into it. The other person proceeds to drink the sweaty-hairy-ballsack-piss beverage straight out of the other’s nut sack cup.

Person 1: “Did you ever end up taking Ashlyn back to your place?”
Person 2: “Yeah I did; I had to kick her out after she asked me to Russian Teapot her, though.”

by mamaswhorecollector September 5, 2019


Russian Swordfish

When you stick you ear through one ear and it comes out the other.

Dallas threatened to Russian Swordfish his brother.

by Bossmod3 June 23, 2019


no russian

An expression you use at videogames when you kill too many players/npcs in a row, most of the time being all of them unarmed. If the players/npcs are in a group the phrase will be more fit.

It originated thanks to Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2, game that has a mission where you go to an airport along with Makarov and his men to kill innocent people (citizens), and this happens too fast ending up in a lot of corpses and stuff I better save for myself (Spoilers).

Man, I was playing as citizen along with my boys at Half-Life 2 RP when a defunct CP came and did a no russian on us.

Me and my brother found a village at Minecraft, I was looting the chests when I hear he does a no russian on all villagers, this boy is really crazy and stupid.

by Raczona May 31, 2023


Russian Nostalgia

A phenomenon experienced in Russia or people with Russian heritage (Usually also live a Slavic life style) when they forget everything but The Motherland. They can forget things including but not limited to basic involuntary functions including breathing, heart movements, eye movement and intestinal movement.

The Soviet Unions soldiers experienced a lot of Russian Nostalgia

by SloppyGoose June 20, 2018


Russian Bunghole

Sourced from the classic Russian stereotype of drinking vodka and the side hole of a barrel in wine making termed as the “bunghole”, the Russian bunghole is when you blow vodka into someone’s asshole, let it sit for a few minutes, and then suck it out. This action turns the vodka into a fresh cocktail of whatever the participant ate yesterday.

Yo babe!! I’m ready for the Russian bunghole! Don’t bother telling me what you ate yesterday…I’ll find out soon enough.

by July 7, 2022


Russian mafia

A sex position, an aggressive 69 originated in Macomb Michigan

Yooooo me and my girl are about to do the Russian mafia

by Russianmafiacreator May 12, 2021


Russian PC cooling

when instead of coolant in your water cooled PC you put vodka in it

Bob: I love water cooled PC's
Jim: I have one
Bob: Me to. where do you get you coolant from.
Jim: I don't use coolant, I do Russian PC cooling

by Lennon8tor December 14, 2019