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An amazing person that I love who gave me an amazing b-day gift and now i pray 🙇🏻🙇🏻🙇🏻🙇🏻🤝🤝🤝🧎🏻🧎🏻🧎🏻🙏🙏🙏🙏🛐🛐🛐🛐who always puts effort into my stuff and i appreciate him for who he is and did i mention is amazing??? now the world shall see how amazing you are and shall love you too
beyond perfect
anything anyone could ever dream of
gorgeous
so funny
perfect
sam coronado is beyond perfect
Some edible, pureed substance is filled within a syringe.
Syringe is inserted within opening of female's urethra. Pureed substance is pumped within the hole, allowed entrance within bladder. Participants gather about female's widespread vagina, cups brandished against the oncoming rain. Female relinquishes hold on bladder. Plates are filled. Participants consume their beverages.
"Oh, son, I did not think you would come to find us in this position." - sexually engaged father.
"Oh my. Look away son, I can not restrain this puree much longer." - sexually engaged mother.
"Parents. Is this, is this Uncle Sam's Fine Ocean Spray?" - intruding son.
"It sure is, son. It sure is." - sexually engaged father.
Our holy saint and pussy slayer
Girl 1: who’s that guy over there?
Girl 2: oh him? He’s Mr sam. He’s so hot and tall!
Girl 1: Mr Sam entertainment is so hot! Let me get his number
The art of disappearing from a social gather, without a good excuse, thus disappointing everyone present
Fred: Hey when did sam leave dumplings last night?
George: I have no idea - he must have thrown a Sam bomb, I'd imagine it was pretty early though
Used when you see Samuel.
He looks like a puel.
-Hey look, it's Sam le puel.
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Une personne talentueuse, capable de faire tous les métiers du monde. Ne laissez pas sa calvitie vous détourner du vote qui pourrait le mettre à la position de président.
1:Wow cette personne est tellement talentueuse!
2: C'est un sam la star!