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Head from a toothless person, essentially just using the gums of their mouth for an incredibly wet blowjob.
My smoker stepmom took out her dentures and gave me the maddest gummy sloppy ive ever had.
During intercourse, one partner spreads their gaping asshole wide open for the other to vomit in. The vomiter then proceeds to eat their own vomit out of their partner's ass.
Partner 1: Ohh Jeremy, I love it when you vomit in my butt!
Partner 2: I love your sloppy lunchboxes, Derrick!
When a man climaxes onto the face of someone and proceeds to stick as many dollar bills to the recipient’s face as possible, using the sperm as a makeshift adhesive.
No sir, we don’t accept Capital One here, however we do accept Visa, Master Card, Discover, and Sloppy Rockefellers.
when i spill water in my pocket and it gets full of water and its wet for hours
"aw man, my water bottle opened up while i was walking and gave me a sloppy pocket again!"
when you let a black guy have sex with your wife and finish a load in your ass so hard it comes out your mouth on your wife’s face
Damn Liam really got hit with the sloppy tarigo last night
When you have the bread in the middle and the meat on the top and bottom
I'm loving this Joe Sloppy right now