theatre taco

When someone simply takes a dump in the seats then folds it up creating a theater taco. A traditional way to make a bad day for the clean up crew

This movies sucks I’m bout to drop the theatre taco up in here

Taco Surprise

Taugh-co Ser-prize
When a naked woman bends over and you can see her vagina from behind. One step above mooning.

"Wow, that was some out of this world intercourse, I'll just pick up my panties and be on my way" BAM *Taco surprise*

"I walked into the change room and Cheryl taco surprised me! What a joker!"

energized taco

someone who never shows up
Almost...like a YouTube who never uploads

Man, I haven't seen that dude in forever. He's been a real energized taco

Taco Vulture

A person who declines an offer of food until the food arrives, at which point they begin circling and opportunistic stealing

She said she wasn't hungry, but when I only ordered enough for myself she went all Taco Vulture on me.

school taco

A taco made from a combination of:
Poo

Black blood
Skunk
Horse meat

Imitation crab made from snail meat and shells
Human
Metal
Plastic

Toxic waste
Rats
Pigeons ( In New York)
Bees
Maggots
Vomit
Blue whale meat
Trash
Odd school stew

The dead students

Dogs

Cats

Rocks

Paper
Germs

And 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000000001% beef

Friend: what for lunch

You: school taco

Tit Taco

Taco ingredients that accumulate inside the bra of a large chested woman.

I removed my bra and was able to find enough lettuce, cheese and meat to make two tit tacos!

taco-terrorist

Mexican/Hispanic freedom fighter or civil rights worker. A campaigner for equal pay for immigrant labour. Shé from Machete film.

If the taco-terrorists get their way, there could be a leaf blower President one day