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Texting the last thing you said or heard, after hearing it, or after waking up.
When’d I text you that?! I must’ve been sleep texting.
when someone messages you despite being asleep
Person 1: "I thought you were asleep"
Person 2: "I am, I'm sleep texting"
A series of texts messages that tie back to one overall text message conversation
My buddies and I had a hilarious text string going about some random Bachelorette party chicks we met over the weekend
the ability to get an individual to open up sexually through social platforms like facebook/BBM/whatsapp/iMessage which leads to sexual encounters without getting to go on a date.
Yo dawg shawty went down son! I dont know shawty but she felt my text swag and gave it up!
When you are text-walking with a friend and follow them without noticing your direction.
I walked right into the men's bathroom because I was text following him
Random letters and symbols typed on a keyboard by a cat before accidentally hitting enter
Ffdv bnccvbcccch)$@,,,:;dfhmm is not a word it is just kitty text
The act of inserting one of those fancy waterproof cell phones into the anus, and proceeding to send it text messages, thus creating a makeshift anal vibrator.
Also see "pink texting"
Example 1:
Dude 2- "Today my mom asked to borrow my waterproof cell phone. I mentioned she already had one but she demanded that she use mine. When I got it back, I noticed I was in a group chat with my mom's phone and another phone I didn't recognize. There were nothing but blank messages. I'm afraid her pink texting has escalated to simultaneous brown texting.
Dude 1- "Dude, your mom is one horny woman"