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noun: the way her eyes light up when she wants filled with a hot gooey load of your jizz
Did you see how Sara was looking at me? She was giving me the cream-pie eyes. Tonight I'm gonna turn that toaster strudel into a twinkie.
A weird yellow pie you get for your bald headed translucent geometry teacher because he rejected the pillow with his face on it.
I gave Mr. D my banana cream pie.
How did it go?
He ate it in front of 17-year-olds and said it was delicious.
After milking a woman’s breasts, pour it into a bowl and cum into the mixture, whisk for 30 seconds before spreading it on her ass cheeks and eating it.
I went to Kate’s house last night and ate a cream cheese sandwich
When a gay man’s wife is so hot she is delicious. They got married because he’s rich or famous and needs a hot “wife” to keep out of the closet. She needs financial support. She runs around town. He has enough money to cover it up.
I just “rounded the world” ——————‘s wife. She’s was bearded ice cream. Not only did I spin her, I’m getting paid 20 grand to keep my mouth shut.
A very very bad yeast infection and the discharge that comes from it
That Brod had vicious cream cheese disease
When a Girl shits, smears it onto her pussy, ejaculates onto it then a guy eats it. Works better when the person has to eat it has no knowledge of it's distribution and while the person is blindfolded.
Jenny gave her husband a mudpie cream special without his knowledge and while he was blindfolded. The guy threw up violently
The only good thing coming out of Sandusky Ohio. The best ice cream you will ever eat. Pretty sure Zeus fucked something to get ice cream this good.
"Hey im tired of Cedar Point I wanna go do something else"
"Why don't we go get some Toft's Ice Cream"