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When you get with a hot chick & have anal sex with her only to reach around & find she's got a cock. Since your not gay you pull out but your past the point of no return & shoot all over the trannies ass
That chick at the club was so hot she had me fooled.... I ended up giving her the Mexican biscuit
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When one guy violates the sanctity of a pillow partition, proceeding to cross the border of pillows and perform a mildly homosexual act.
"Dude, so me and Fabio were sleeping in the same bed, but we had a pillow partition, so it's no homo. But then he was just Pulling a Mexican when he crossed the border and grabbed my ass!"
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When one gets drug behind a vehicle of any sort refusing to let go. This usually happens behind ATVs.
Whoa look at Chuck!! After a few drinks he always wants to go mexican waterskiing.
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Salvia
a hallucinogenic drug
another name for salvia
Maaaaan what are you on??
The Mexican sage
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(V) Rubbing a pepper on your penis when you got no viagra for a burning sensation. Often done before sex during a desperate struggle to get an erection.
"I was about to get laid and couldnt find any pills so i took a Mexican Viagra."
"Dude thats desperate"
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When you fill an enema with Fanta, fill their butthole with it, then have them shit it on your face
Evelyn gave me a Mexican squirt last night. Don't you wanna?
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1 part absenthe
1 part patron
Shake over ice and serve in sombrero
After i gave her many sleepwalking mexicans, she found out what a leaky faucet was.
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