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It's the feeling you get when you've struggled with self loathing for years and when you try to find the meaning of your name, the typically most cynical and sarcastic place on the internet has the most heartwarming definitions for it. Thank you, Urban Dictionary!
- From an Ariana
What a surprise! For once the internet isn't as cruel as I thought!
surprise means tell me right now.
please tell me, it’s a surprise.
When you're just having a wank and you unexpectedly let out a load.
boy: Ahh man A jacking surprise?!!!
mom: What the hell
boy: Dont look!
You let your payots grow and conceil them with a cap. You also have to get circumsiced, but keep the cut forskin in the dick as a skin ring. When you screw a girl, start screaming at the top of your lungs, remove your cap and pull out to reveal your fallen foreskin. The girl will think she turned you jewish.
Dude, when I gave that nazi chick a Jewish Turning Surprise, she cried like she deshonored the Führer himself!
Surprising your girlfriend to a romantic dinner and when you get back sticking your dick in her as a surprise.
Last night I gave my girlfriend a double surprise. She did not expect to get the D after the Horror movie date.