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commented on 2019
how did bro know this
guy: What yall know abt skibbidy toilet
everyone else: IS BRO A TIME TRAVELER NO WAY
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n. When all progress (or movement) is halted by a previously inconspicuous item (or person)
When your hammer gets stuck in a toilet "Sorry, just hold on. Just gonna break it while I get my hammer outta here! You FUCKING.. TOILET. BITCH." # TOILET BITCH
IWHEN BROWN is your boss WHO WANTS A LAY.
When there is SHIT with TOILET PAPER the PEDOPHILE ANAL ALAN has to MANDATORY TOILET SHIT FUCKING because this ALAN I WALDMAN is TEEMING with such STINK with his CATHARTIC PERSONALITY that SOMEBODY ELSE'S SHIT guaranteed when this PEDOPHILE is FUCKING THEIR SHIT will make a bigger STINK as no FLUSHING until the FUCKING is complete where you are then required after to perform MANDATORY SHIT FELLATIO
The left-over poop particles after a poop has been flushed.
"I walked in the bathroom and could tell you had a pot party from all the toilet confetti gathered at the bottom of the bowl."
the floating ball in older style toilet mechanisms that float in the toilet tank to tell the valve when to stop filling
Can you buy a new toilet ball?
A phone that has been dropped at least once in the toilet
-hey I love your phone
-me too, but it's a toilet phone, so...
After no poop July, there is a lot of shit left in your intestines, so your goal during august is to shit out all the leftover shit from July. You need to make it last until September.
I fucking failed toilet eruption august!