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To speak in a really nasty aggressive way about or to somebody else.
You are turd munching again!
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The toilet, a.k.a. the porcelain throne. A place in which to deposit fecal matter.
That casserole didn't agree with me. I gotta go fill up the turd basket.
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Turd cutter
A metal coat hanger hidden in a bathroom to cut abnormally large turds into smaller flushable chunks.
God I'm glad you had a turd-cutter in the bathroom Rick, otherwise that loaf I dropped was just going to be unflushable.
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A poop you can be proud of. One deserving of a prize. Often shown to friends so they may praise it and judge it against their own.
Kevin: Come here and see this show turd i just laid in your toilet. How does it compare?
Steve: I'd give it an 8. Its hard to beat Tom's from last week. His show turd was a perfect 10.
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A person that sits on a toilet and talks into his hand as if it were a cb radio and calls in an air strike right before spewing diarrhea out of his rectum like a fire hydrant that just got ran over by a crack head spews water.
Jack: Last night I was taking a shit and called in an air strike on a spider that fell in the toilet.
Jill: you're such a stupid turd bomber jack, get out of my vagina.
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'Anchor Turd' is a term used by normal people to describe the common denominator of conversation with a radical American conservative. When a radical conservative mentions the primacy of his ideals over those of others the only point in common can be summarized with the most basic of bodily functions.
This term is a broad term in response to the specific term 'anchor baby' a term used by anti-immigration reductionists in the United States to describe a child born in the U.S. to illegal immigrants--especially referring to Mexican illegal aliens.
When a Tea Party activist tried to discuss the importance of traditional marriage of a natural man and a natural woman I threw down my anchor turd so we'd actually have something to discuss.
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When one person raises their ass and body straight up (vertical) and spreads their ass cheeks while the other scissors them, in a standing position, and pushes a turd out of their ass and into the others. 😂😂😂🤢
You know that hot chick that works at McDonald's? I took her home last night and that freak let me Turd Ferguson her. The window was cracked and it was cold out, you should have seen the steam rolling off that thing. A turd Ferguson with a hint of Cleveland steamer.
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