Fattest, Ugliest person you will meet; is also a virgin
That fat ugly virgin’s gyatt was in my face.
It smelled great.
Girl 1: Have you seen Maria?
Girl 2: Yeah, she’s such a fat ugly virgin.
Girl 1: I know, it’s so cool.
When you walk in on one of you family members having sex and it gets you horny
John: hey I walked in on my cousin fucking her boyfriend
Bruce: did you get a west Virginer
John: *kicks the ground* yes
When you use a long sock to rub one out while lying on your back and it drapes down your chest like a necktie
“Man, Joey’s really not handling the breakup well. He just lies in bed all day while eating Doritos in a virgin necktie”
A girl who will be a virgin and still be 40 years old. She is also always in a Colombian group chat.
Please pray for la virgin Melissa
I heard he’s never had his toes sucked he’s such a toe virgin!!
Pewdiepies closest green friend minus ralph and someone whos a virgin
Virgin turtle Never ever gonna have sex