born on a high way

it can be used as a come back wen needed.the come back ,born on a high way , is effective tordes the target ,

the guy} hey nerd
you}wat u want
the guy}you so stuped u that the super bowle wa a bowle
you}were you born on a high way?
the guy}no!
you} cuz thats weres accidents happen!

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have it your way

aidens a bitch for not answering my stories questions & he’s so fucking moody

“you’re always on my ass & fucking w me”

“okay fine, have it your way”

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Wit-Way express

Giving it to a girl doggystyle. Then, after the donkeypunch, you jump on her back and start poking her in the sphincter with your index finger knuckle and riding her around like a bucking bronco. If you can go 7 seconds, you get to nut in her ear.

I finished her off on the wit-way express, last night. I didn't make the 7 though.

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one way pipe cleaner

Refers to urination or ejaculation, which clears the urethra.

Guy: I just took a one way pipe cleaner to relax a bit.

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2-and-a-half-way conversation

A situation where two people begin conversing with each other, then one of them receives and answers a text while talking to the other person, usually with the texter continuing with "Yeah"'s and "uh huh""s

I was so mad yesterday when i was talking to my friend and he started a 2-and-a-half-way conversation, completely interrupting our discussion about quantum physics

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way to fuck up my a

when you are trying to writhe the letter A, and some asshole bumps into you and messes it up

"What are you doing?"
"Just writing the alphabet, i just started"
man bumps into him
"way to fuck up my a"

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six ways from sunday

Used when there's a lot of possible ways to do something or no ways at all. Can be used in a positive or negative context.

Ex 1) "Oh God, my book project and my homework's due today. Looks like I'm fucked six ways from Sunday."
Ex 2) "You see that bitch right there? I'd fuck her six ways from Sunday."

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