weed

Happy plant that helps everyone. Smoke it and be like whats poppin B?

puff puff pass dat good good weed

weed

a drug you are to pour to get

i called a weed

Weed

1. a type of drug that makes you drunk, but gives you hallucinations instead.
2. a plain old cigarette

1. "Nigga pass the weed bong"
2. "Ey' kid. Gotta' weed?"

Weed

The one thing you need to smoke every day

"Smoke weed every day"

weed

Marijuana. A plant that makes you feel relaxed and serene and even helps relieve pain, but usually also turns you into a smelly uninteresting loser who can't talk about anything else, and is in a bad mood whenever they're not smoking it.

It's like some of these people don't realize you can't eat birthday cake for every meal...

guy 1: weed is god's gift to the universe
(there is no guy 2 because guy 1 has no friends)

weed

the national scent of the UK's parks and bus stops

Dude it stinks of weed here!

Weed

Oh god im on crack help.

That shit weed kush so good

Weeduojldfsahdawdmnnsmab dawdmn sad.

Im on crack
Johny: Yes papa
im on crack
Johny: yes papa