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Girl brushes her teeth with your dick and then flosses with your pubic hair‘s
I got cubes stuck in my teeth after I gave him a Canadian toothbrush
Giving any wild animal a blowjob
Do you want to go give that Moose a Canadian dustbuster, Eh
Mixing half jack Daniels and canadian mist to make one
Man I was bent last night, too much Canadian jack
The act of putting out your cigarette in front of a fan and watching the sparks fly across your carpet.
Don't want a Canadian "wildfire" starting in your living room
The informal name often attributed to one who satisfies both 1) being from Canada (often Ontario), and 2) often partaking in replacing full balanced meals with Cap'n Crunch® cereal and creepy bagged milk.
What's all the fuss aboot? Aye, must be another Canadian Cap'n on lunch break!
: rare
: beautiful girls
: cute jeans and cute pussy
- Wow! Isabelle and Kammi are real French Canadian girls. - Yeah, those girls are the best.
When a man is edged to the brink of completion and then just before the climax his shaft is vigorously twisted around until a tight seal forms at the base, leaving you with a fully loaded sausage
Did you hear about Gregg? He spent four days in the hospital after his girl tried the Canadian sausage twister on him.