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Canned Apple Juice

Please do not let Claus drink this, it will give him a heart attack and he will die.

DON'T LET CLAUS GET THE CANNED APPLE JUICE!

by I made this acc as a joke April 21, 2019


Feed 'em apples

Instead of getting your space ship shot down by some asshole, you crash it into the nearest building.

Watch this, i'm gonna feed 'em apples there, eh?

by AnOldRottenCunt September 28, 2020


Jazz my apples

To feel ready, hyped, or excited

I can’t wait for tonight, heard Mary is going to be there, she really jazz my apples.

by Speakachu805 August 18, 2018


Flying Apple King

Most amazing person in the world. Often confused, but in an awesome way. Knows how to make people love him\her.

Hey, have you met nick?

Yeah, he's such a flying apple king!

I love him.

by Mjannechacha November 24, 2011


apple juice day

On the 29th of July we drink apple juice to remind us that we all have something worth living for even if that something is just apple juice.

It’s a day where we check up on our friends and sit down and have apple juice

“Hey how are you, want to come over and drink apple juice? It’s apple juice day”

by Welovehalle July 29, 2021


apple juice day

29th of July

A day when we gather to drink apple juice and cure our depression

On the 29th of July we drink apple juice as a reminder that we have to keep living even if it’s just for apple juice

Well I’m drink apple juice on the 29th because is apple juice day, and I believe mental health is important

by Welovehalle July 28, 2021


Apple Three Way

When you have to plug something into a dongle to then insert into your phone or computer in order to use it.

I wish I had a newer pair of earphones, then I wouldn't have to have an apple three way to listen to the new DaBaby album.

by userIPM1234 February 01, 2022