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when you messed up a very important task because you were too drunk.
I drunk the fuck up, she was unsatisfied.
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A state of total intoxication only achieved from drinking copious amounts of booze.
The origins of this phrase can be traced back to the days of the Civil War when modern anesthetics were not as readily available and wounded soldiers in need of amputation would be given as much alcohol as possible before getting their limbs removed.
Yo, did you see Carl tonight...he took 18 shots before he went out, and now he's getting dome from the ugliest dumpster slut I've ever seen.
Yeah, that cat is civil war drunk.
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On a drunk scale of 1-10 it rates a 9. Pretty Fucking Drunk.
Keli: How are you feeling..?
Heather: I'm Fucking... French toast Drunk! *stumble*
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The point of intoxication at which a strictly heterosexual person may go so far as to produce and offer a great sum of money (forty dollars) to a sober, heterosexual friend of the same sex in exchange for sexual favours.
It should be noted that while sober, this offer would never be made under any circumstances, and is absolutely undesired by the sober friend, in order to meet the truest sense of the meaning.
Drunk Friend (holding two twenties): "Hey, man, I will give you this forty dollars if you suck my cock."
Sober Friend: "Man, you must be forty dollars drunk. And no."
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An alcoholic +50 year old that hangs out in bars and thinks she's in college.
Sleeps with her friends husbands
Alcoholic
Ho-bag
Dear god! Check out the drunk Becky over there! Better grab your man!
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A person who arrives at an event/gathering in an inappropriately advanced stage of inebriation, and attempts to socialize with the other attendees as if nothing were out of the ordinary, is "unexpectedly drunk"
Antoine arrived at the wedding rehearsal a few minutes late, acting more relaxed and jovial than usual. It wasn't until he vomited on the bride's father, and attempted to use the bride's sister as a handkerchief, that people realized he was actually unexpectedly drunk.
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"Drunk nigga skunk" means that you are in an extreme state of alcoholic intoxication.
"Imma go to da liqua sto' & then imma get DRUNK NIGGA SKUNK!!!!"
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