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Suffering from pain in heart due to gases in stomach. As opposed to Heart Attack, it is pain in heart due to gases in stomach.
He is suffering from Fart Attack.
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a fart so painful it must have had sharp corners like a square.
Mike: ouch!!
Phil: what?
Mike: I just dropped a square fart, it really hurt.
Phil: suss...
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a fart that sounds kind of how a light switch does when you flip it; CLlCK! very rare and often painful they are legendary. Infact, legend has it that these these farts are usually fatal. Everyone does it right before they die, it's what finishes them off.
After a brutal beating delivered by link, gannondorf fell and hit his head hard as hell on the table, then dropped to the floor. Then he involuntarily let out a legendary click fart and died a hillarious death! Lmao
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A "fresh fart" is a fart or fart's right after you take a dump. They don't stink ;-) Thus making it a "fresh fart"
fart fresh poop dirty dry wind clean shart stink smell dirty
Me layin in bed with my girlfriend:
Me; farrrrrrt
Girlfriend; ewwwww
Me; don't worrie baby it's a "Fresh Fart"
fart fresh poop dirty dry wind clean shart stink smell dirty
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The noise gas makes as it passes through your intestinal tract on it's way to your anus. Prefarts are most common after eating Mexican cuisine, brocolli, trail mix or cheap beer. Prefarts are oftentimes noisier than the actual fart they will eventually mature into, however unlike a fart --which you can soften the sound of by discreetly seperating your butt cheeks-- there is no way to manipulate your body to soften the deafening noise of the prefart. Most people will try to pass it off as their stomach growling, but since the sound emanates from a decidely lower point on your torso, no one is fooled and you would be better off to point at the dog or an old person nearby.
Must've been a Pre-fart....Stop pointing at my dog.
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a true statement, accidently uttered in public, that is embarrassing and something everyone in earshot would rather ignore.
joe let go a little truth fart when he mentioned jenny's abortion. no one said anything but you could tell by their cringes that everyone smelled it.
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