I’m here for a good time not a long time

Commonly seen on Tinder bios (as well as other dating apps) to denote that the user is not looking for anything serious (I.e. a relationship). Instead, they are looking for a casual fling/hook up/just sex.

*opens tinder*
“Yo dude, her bio says,’ I’m here for a good time not a long time!’ You know what that’s means!”
*Swipes right*

Short definition: just looking for sex

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take a long walk off a short pier

To fuck off/shut up.

Why don't you take a long walk off a short pier?

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long beach dub all-stars

sublime without the talent. bradley is spinning in his grave.

"dude, i'm going to see the long beach dub all-stars"

"loser"

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long island johnson dipper

when a chcik is giving u head it ur wang goes so far down she throws up

smief had a long island johnson dipper with willam h masey

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Long-Term Male Sexual Abstinence (LTMSA)

A condition, typically considered a severe form of long-term virginity, affecting 0.8% of U.S. males approximately 25 years of age or older. Symptoms usually include a combination of the following: the inability to interact with females, shame, depression, loneliness, shyness, and large abundances of pornography (usually very graphic and strange). Clinical research and testing are currently inconclusive as to why males suffer from LTMSA, however it is theorized that an extreme psychological episode from a males’ childhood may be the cause. Previously LTMSA was a relatively unknown condition in mainstream psychohistory until the film “The 40 Year Old Virgin” premiered that brought this condition to the forefront of mainstream research.

LTMSA is credited being first diagnosed in 1955 by Dr. Steven J. Bishop of Georgetown University.

Long-Term Male Sexual Abstinence (LTMSA) usually results in one of two outcomes:
1. Lonely night alone and a bad hand cramp in the morning or
2. Your friends sending out a "Code Orange" alert when there is a possibility for the male in question to lose their virginity.

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this is a very long phrase that hopefully is not in any dictionary

It's in a dictionary now lol

""this is a very long phrase that hopefully is not in any dictionary"

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I'm here for a good time, not a long time

Basically means that you should eat that pizza. Don't waste your time trying to squeeze into society's expectations, just live your life. You never when you're going to die so make the best of it.

Them: Are you sure you wanna go skydiving?
Me: I'm here for a good time, not a long time, YEET!

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