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Bean Packer

Someone at the canned bean factory who counts and packs beans.

Fernando; Hey Pedro Congratulations i heard your a Bean Packer
Pedro; Yea its pretty sweet man
Fernando; Do you Like It ????
Pedro; Its better than my last job as a horse jerker
Fernando; You should come back to the track
Pedro; no man I get free beans
Fernando;Do you guys have refried beans too.
Pedro; Yes but thats not my job thats Carlo's job
Fernando; Why?
Pedro; He can only count to tres

by PontunePoonFloater November 1, 2022


spoiled beans

According to all known laws
of aviation,

there is no way a bee
should be able to fly.

Its wings are too small to get
its fat little body off the ground.

The bee, of course, flies anyway

because bees don't care
what humans think is impossible.

Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
Yellow, black. Yellow, black.

Ooh, black and yellow!
Let's shake it up a little.

Barry! Breakfast is ready!

Ooming!

Hang on a second.

Hello?

- Barry?
- Adam?

- Oan you believe this is happening?
- I can't. I'll pick you up.

Looking sharp.

Use the stairs. Your father
paid good money for those.

Sorry. I'm excited.

Here's the graduate.
We're very proud of you, son.

A perfect report card, all B's.

Very proud.

Ma! I got a thing going here.

- You got lint on your fuzz.
- Ow! That's me!

- Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000.
- Bye!

Barry, I told you,
stop flying in the house!

- Hey, Adam.
- Hey, Barry.

- Is that fuzz gel?
- A little. Special day, graduation.

Never thought I'd make it.

Three days grade school,
three days high school.

Those were awkward.

Three days college. I'm glad I took
a day and hitchhiked around the hive.

You did come back different.

- Hi, Barry.
- Artie, growing a mustache? Looks good.

oops thanos dies twice in end game and hulk snaps everyone back i made spoiled beans

by spoodertable10000 May 3, 2019


Christ Bean

A beaner who believes in Jesus.

"I wont convert to christianity, christ bean!"

by rrrrrrrrfkokdgijsaijghdsijjhgd November 20, 2022


Smol bean

Louis Tomlinson

Louis Tomlinson is a smol bean

by Mustachepanda29 February 3, 2021


Smol bean

Louis Tomlinson

"Louis your such a smol bean!"

by I_am_okay September 11, 2020


Smol Bean

Smol bean is a cute/beautiful (depending on gender) person, often as a significant other, and/or boyfriend/girlfriend. Often times when someone tells you that you are a smol bean, and you accept it, their theirs.

I called (name) a smol bean, and he/she's fine with it. He/she's MINE.

by Cocchi September 20, 2021


Squeaky Bean

A universal answer to a question. Also used when you do not know what to say in a situation because you're uninterested.

Man 1: Hey man, how are you and your girlfriend doing?

Man 2: Squeaky Bean, bro.

Man 1: Oh, alright man I understand.

by Tony two five September 4, 2022