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The act of a man forcefully inserting his cock into a womans mouth. Usually coming from a top position, causing the woman to severely gag and choke, often leading to crying from the female from the ferocity of the oral assault.
The Thunder Blow Job the man recieved caused his girlfriend to cry and choke
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the rather sick sexual act in which one individual cuts off his or her partners penis at which point both parties suck on each end of the severed penis. at some point the masochist will squeeze his balls out through the wound allowing the sadist to play with them. this usually ends in death.
My girlfriend said she was going to give me a Monti Blow-Job tonight! i can't wait!!
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a)If something is boring and you want to leave you say that.
b)Give blow jobs to multiple people.
this is fucking boring, let's blow this popsicle stand
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The Act of peeling the sides of the skin off someone's dick and then giving them a blowjob
Kindergartner: Mom Miss Petrova gave me a "Banana Blow Job" when i was on the potty at school today
Mom: That's Nice Dear.
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When in a relationship and the female has his her time of the month, most sexually oriented activities are put on hold. With an exception to a few, one being the good and faithful BJ.
Girl 1: Ahh it's Blow Job Week in a few days.
Girl 2: Tell me about it, I had mine last week and ended up having blisters on my tongue.
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When during heavy petting and foreplay between a man and a woman, when the man's hand goes up her thigh to her crotch region, she gently puts her hand against her thigh to gently block his hand. That little gesture by the woman is her "stop sign" meaning "Stop". A good guy will take the hint and stop.
Brian was a good date, he did not end up blowing a stop sign.
Hey Jeff, I was being a good date, we started with some heavy petting, and I tried to get to her goodies. She blocked me with her hand. I was a good guy, I did not blow her stop sign.
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When urinating after a night of sexy times your cheese helmut redirects your stream back to your pants leg.
Girl: What the #&%$? Why are you pissing in the sink?!
Me: Rather pee in the sink than get BLOW BACK on my pants.
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