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Fuck, fuck fuck. Mother mother fuck, mother mother fuck fuck. Mother fuck, mother fuck, noy snoy snoyge. One two, one-two-three-four, noy snoy snoyge. Smokin weed, smokin whiz, doin coke n drinkin beers. Drinkin beers, beers, beers, Rollin Phatties, smokin blunts, who smokes da blunts? We smoke da blunts. Rollin blunts n smokin em.....
Pothead Teenager- Yo lemme get a nickel bag.....
Jay- Fifteen bucks, little man! Put that shit in my hand. If that money doesn't show, then you owe me owe-me-o. My jungle Love! Yay-a, o-wee o-wee o. I think i wanna know ya, know ya, yeah. What?
Jay and Silent Bob are the shit.
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Also know as the religion of Cult o' thee' Ross, it is a religious internet group of dank memers who worship the 1900's painter Bob Ross.
Bob Ross Cult is a internet religion of Bob Ross worshiping memers.
ex.
Person A: What is your religion?
Person B: Cult o' thee' Ross
A pseudo-comical term used to describe an effeminate man. It was in common use prior to the decimalisation of the currency in 1971, when a ‘bob’ meant one shilling. It refers to the ten shilling note (10/-); and alludes to a male who seeks sexual comfort from other males with a fraudulent currency note or forgery.
‘Aubrey likes to collect recipes and is always gossiping with girls. I’m sure he’s a nine bob note!’
All you motherfuckers are gonna pay. You are the ones who are the ball-lickers. We're gonna fuck your mothers while you watch and cry like little bitches. Once we get to Hollywood and find those Miramax fucks who are making that movie, we're gonna make 'em eat our shit, then shit out our shit, then eat their shit which is made up of our shit that we made 'em eat. Then you're all you motherfucks are next.
Love, Jay and Silent Bob.
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A woman who wastes her time building a man up in her early 20's, this said man eventually leaves her for a younger girl who he really wants and who wont have to pay for anything
Boy1: yo i need to move out of my mum's house
Boy2: yeah for real i need me a bob the builder chick money is tight
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Future president of America. Only contenders are Bill Clinton and George S. Bush, Sr.
Bob Bop Perano was a civil rights activist who knew my pep pep. He's all about race and it being equal and stuff.
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Nearly identical to Netflix and Chill, except that Bob Ross's "The Joy of Painting" is always the viewing material. Once engaged in sexual activity, the participants must look at the TV screen every so often to gasp in wonder at the magnificent masterpiece unfolding before their eyes.
Man 1: I invited Jenny over for Bob Ross and Chill last night.
Man 2: How was it?
Man 1: It was amazing! He painted a windmill in a peaceful valley with... Oh... You mean Jenny?
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