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captain guido

mckinley sanders-
is found commonly asking people where they are going/if they are still there. she calls other people gweeds and finds her jokes hilarious. she aspires to be captain guido.she tries to cut people's hair and saveages around when trying to purchase sunin. she dances to the ringtone- gentle pioneer and in her spare time talks to herself and attends sewing classes. she has few friends and is known as an outkast.

mckinley, " i am captain guido HEAR ME GWEEED."

by anti-gweed. November 5, 2008


Captain Hooker

Sucking a penis and a pussy at the same time

Man, Derek was pulling off a Captain Hooker the other day

by BigDickCockSucker69 August 27, 2015


loose captain

A phrase commonly used in Philadelphia, meaning that the person’s mental faculties are basically not working normally because of either a drug/narcotics problem or serious mania of schizophrenia, bipolar, or BPD. In this phrase essentially, the captain is a metaphor for the person’s mind and loose means they have basically lost it.

“you see that fellow, Matthew?”
“yes, something does not seem normal
“Exactly, he has lost his mind. His mind is a loose captain . He has been like that for a while.”
“Oh, the captain is loose? That saddens me.”

by phillyjoe555 February 27, 2024


Mini Captain America

A small fellow, 5’7 or shorter who rows not only for himself but the greater good of America. Is typically seen in bow of a freshman 8 with his shield. Hates minorities with Riley during his off time.

Wow , Brick you’re like a mini captain America - archer larochelle

by TommKent February 29, 2024


Captain Cucumber

When one butt chugs Captain Morgan while simultaneously sticking a cucumber up their vagina.

"Yo did you catch Marianne doing a captain cucumber last night?"

"Yeah it was insane!"

by Fuckfuckcucumber August 30, 2015


captain blong

Hypebeast, goes to the gym daily and can’t stand to live without his Supreme x LV crossover clothing. Also a big fan of Vaseline because he needs to style his hair to perfection

What a captain blong, always concerned about his material products!

by DontTackMyBack January 4, 2018


captain saggy balls

An old grouchy man

Captain saggy balls over is always complaining about the prices of food.

by Captain saggy balls August 9, 2017