A homoerotic substance. Use it to destroy your bread and never spread the way you want it to.
Tim: “I love cold butter.”
Tim’s Brother: “look that up on urban dictionary, I bet it’s Homoerotic.”
Someone who does not apologize for being GREAT.
Someone who knows that they are COLD AF!!! Nice at everything they do and inspires other
MsSimoneJ is cold act ill and don't mix well with retarded people, she will check them so fast.
When the male penis resembles that of a haribo left in the fridge for a bit too long as it's still soft in feeling, however hard to bend or flex.
Hey guys check it out, my dick just totally went cold haribo!
as opposed to a “hot sec,” referring to a quick action or moment, “cold sec” is it’s opposite
an action or moment a tad longer than 30 seconds to a minute
person: “can you make me a grilled cheese sandwich”
other person: “ okay give me a cold sec, I just need to finish up my work.”
What enlightened people call freezers
Dude1: Dude put the pizza in the oven at 20° for 470 minutes.
Dude2: You mean the cold oven.
A phrase for all you Winnie The Poohs out there that don't want to say hit because it's against your religion.
Joe: It's very not cold.
Sam: You mean hot?
Joe: Your not my friend anymore.
The act of a male freezing his own feces in a Spongebob Square-Pants mold. The poop must be purple or else is not a cold Favretto.
After Adam woke up he went to the gym but created a cold Favretto first.