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Cold butter

A homoerotic substance. Use it to destroy your bread and never spread the way you want it to.

Tim: “I love cold butter.”
Tim’s Brother: “look that up on urban dictionary, I bet it’s Homoerotic.”

by GuyYouKnewInMiddleSchool October 27, 2021


Cold Act Ill

Someone who does not apologize for being GREAT.

Someone who knows that they are COLD AF!!! Nice at everything they do and inspires other

MsSimoneJ is cold act ill and don't mix well with retarded people, she will check them so fast.

by BeautyPie March 29, 2021


Cold Haribo

When the male penis resembles that of a haribo left in the fridge for a bit too long as it's still soft in feeling, however hard to bend or flex.

Hey guys check it out, my dick just totally went cold haribo!

by Vauulty July 17, 2017


cold sec

as opposed to a “hot sec,” referring to a quick action or moment, “cold sec” is it’s opposite

an action or moment a tad longer than 30 seconds to a minute

person: “can you make me a grilled cheese sandwich

other person: “ okay give me a cold sec, I just need to finish up my work.”

by Chongla May 19, 2019


cold oven

What enlightened people call freezers

Dude1: Dude put the pizza in the oven at 20° for 470 minutes.
Dude2: You mean the cold oven.

by NotoriousCraig March 28, 2018


very not cold

A phrase for all you Winnie The Poohs out there that don't want to say hit because it's against your religion.

Joe: It's very not cold.
Sam: You mean hot?

Joe: Your not my friend anymore.

by J3NK1N5 April 9, 2019


Cold Favretto

The act of a male freezing his own feces in a Spongebob Square-Pants mold. The poop must be purple or else is not a cold Favretto.

After Adam woke up he went to the gym but created a cold Favretto first.

by Poop,aster November 22, 2021