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1. Hire a subcontractor
2. Turn grass into beef
Developer: Hi, I have a project with elements A,B and C; what can you complete?
Contractor: A and B are fine, for C we will stick a cow in the middle
Any cow that can stand straight upright on a hill side and you can get city friend to believe it.
City friend: how do the cows stand straight on the hill side like that? You: There a Leanto cows "Lean-two" there legs are shorter on one side so they can stand straight and not tip over.
A pink cow is a type of drink also known as strawberry milk.
“ are you going to get chocolate milk or pink cow?”
The act of jerking off four guys at once.
I hear lots of men are in to "milking the cow".
During sex you milk the cow when shes on bottom in the middle of a threesome. You have the asshole and the other has the vagina when hes suckin the tits. When you slap the ass and the milk comes out
Jack: Yoooo I had a threesome last night
Will: Damn you lucky bitch
Jack: Yea we tried milking the cow
Will: WTF?
Jack: Here me out it felt good
Will: Shut the fuck up
A male is on all fours while a women is pulling his erect panic like milking a cow all the while a cup is under the mans dick some when he nuts in to the cup the women then proceeds to drink it
Last night my girl was Milking the cow so hard
"Did you see the size of that bird Dave's shagging"
"Yes his, Taking the cow to market"