Yo Mom Gay and Yo Dad Lesbian

To have your dad transgender and lesbian for your mother and to have your mother transgender and gay for your father

Hd was told by Myles and Dalton: “Yo Mom Gay and yo dad Lesbian”

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Why did my dad leave me

You are an absolute disappointment and most likely the end of your bloodline

“Why did my dad leave me?”
“I don’t know Tyler MAYBE because you play league and are subscribed to Dream”

Show My Dad's Friend Guitar Hero

A commonly used excuse to leave a social situation for a few minutes to masturbate

I'll be right back. I have to go show my dad's friend guitar hero really fast.

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Let's go to your dad's TV

To put your dick between a woman's boobs. (This definition came from me and my girlfriend doing some thing like this on my dad's couch next to the TV when he was away.)

Luis-Hey, I'm feeling horny right now.

Lola-Hey, I have an idea!

Luis-What?

Lola-Let's go to your dad's TV.

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Is It Gay If She Look Like Her Dad?

Damn.....Thats a hard question my nigga.

DirtyAir-Forces: hey bro, is it gay if she look like her dad?

Bro: damn.....thats a hard question my nigga.

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Stop being a dad and start being a daddy

Most commonly used by girls with overprotective boyfriends, this is an argumentative term to use when a girl finds herself being lectured (like a father would) by her boyfriend instead of being loved (like a boyfriend should.)

Boyfriend : I will not allow you to go out tonight and party, period, do you understand?

Girlfriend: Stop being a dad and start being a daddy!

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your dad is getting the milk L Bozo

A joke to say to a fatherless child, albeit that your parental figure has been gone 18 years (I am talking to you, dear reader)

Bozo: Oh no! Your dad is getting the milk L Bozo
Chad:No u

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