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when a guy has a big nose and is a dick and makes weird noises while he is having sexual intercourse.
Justin Bieber is a real douche goose!
is a person of lower intelect, or someone that angers you. The person fitting this discription may also be refered to as an asshole.
Person: What do you think of the Boss?
Person 2: I think he is a douche Mcgroosie. He is already bitching at me about shit.
Douche Move: v. def. Anything stupid done that makes one look like an even bigger douche.
ex. She fell into the raft. It was a real douche move.
1. The act of behaving like a complete douche bag.
2. A male, who has no clue about how to dress, talk to women, etc, but acts or "fronts" like he does know.
Dave totally fucked up his date with Lisa....she told me that all he talked about was his gay stamp collection. What a way to act a douche!!
An action only a douche would do that often involves being a heartless jerk.
Geo: "Did you see how Joe just slapped Lindsey's soda out of her hand?"
Jason: "Yeah, what a douche act, he's such a douche."
A man who believes he is respectful of women, convinces them he is their friend and proceeds to get angry when romantic feelings are not reciprocated by said female friend. The fedora douche has no interest in actually respecting the female as a friend; he manipulates them in order to get their guard down and moves in when they are at their weakest. When denied reciprocation, they complain about being friend-zoned and proceed to verbally attack the female "friend".
" 'She friend-zoned me again dude!!! '
'Dont be a fedora douche, the friend-zone doesn't exist' "
" ' I was so nice to her, listened, was her friend, and she won't have sex with me! What a bitch'
'You're starting to sound like a fedora douche, man' "
"Hey, look at that douche canoe over there!"
'Who? Nolan?'