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Bad ass beaner who eats more than just beans, and cuts more than just grass.
damn Dirty Jesus, you sure like beans. Go mow my lawn.
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When a player in Halo 2 or Halo 3 tricks a player to get close to him or her, and then throws a sticky grenade right onto the face of the player. This will make the view of the opposing player all bright from the light of the grenade. While throwing the grenade the player says "Light of Jesus" and then runs away.
I just Light of Jesus'ed that guy.
I am going to Light of Jesus this next player right in the face.
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A card in a trading card game that can turn the tide of the game when topdecked.
examples:
pokemon-professor oak, good manners
yugioh- soul charge, raigeki
"i was totally about to win but then he pulled some fucking jesus card, demolished my board, and attacked for game."
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A man who believes his penis is God's gift to the world, but he does not know how to use it properly. A man who does not know how to please women sexually.
This term originated in 2018 when a group of women were describing very disappointing sexual encounters with men.
Monica: "I heard you got lucky with Trevor last night!"
Kate: "... we had sex..."
Sara: "Why the longface? I heard he was well endowed!"
Kate: "ya... but he's a total Dick Jesus"
Monica: "eew! Dick Jesus men are the WORST!"
Sara: "I don't care how beautiful his penis is, if he's a Dick Jesus, I'm not gonna waste my time."
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Another name for marijuana. Aka: Pot, ganja, weed, etc.
Stoner #1: Dude, did you get some of that smokable Jesus?
Stoner #2: Yeah, dude! Let's get fucking ripped off our asses!
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The hottest discord user. AKA jesus-kun#1105
Jesus-kun is bae!!!
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literally means the man, who is amazing at sex and his kisses are hot as fuck. has a long dick and an amazing tongue.
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