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A group of women with a predominate feature of booty.
This place is a cake house.
A fried delicacy, similar to a funnel cake, however its fried outer shell acts mainly as a casing for the massive amounts of melted cheese that the carny injects into it. Usually topped with whip cream and powdered sugar. Not edible.
"Dude, I think that chunnel cake just made me sick."
Someone who has an opinion on the pricing of custom cakes yet has no expertise, they tend to have a Walmart budget yet get angry when they can’t afford a custom cake. They also believe they can “do the cake themselves”.
This cake muggle just scoffed at my cake price, so I told her to buy a box of cake mix and make it herself. Because obviously all it is, is milk, eggs and flour.... Cake Muggles!
When you lick out a bum hole after someone has gone to the toilet and you get little crispy bits of poo in your mouth.
Crispy cakes were just falling out of her bum. Licked her bumhole out and it was covered with crispy cakes.
When you're rolling on molly or ecstasy and then lay down on a SUPER comfortable place that is so soft it hits your sweet spot. Usually with a friend 😉
"Omg this bed is pillow cake!!"
When you are eating a cake and the cake particles get caught in the back of your throat and you can't swallow.
An actual problem for many people.
Often people who suffer from cake throat are ridiculed with sexual innuendos regarding the terminology cake throat.
I get scared to eat cake just incase I get cake throat.
What most people online don't seem to fully understand, is that it is not just a fictitious reward, but also a silly, frivolous reward in the face of great risk and danger.
"Ivan told me if I broke into a Russian FSB computer, they have a Special Edition of the Urban Dictionary, with the correct definition of 'the cake is a lie!'" "Sorry Tovarish, we can't risk the chance you found out anything valuable, you must now eat this uranium yellowcake" "That kind of cake isn't for eating, it will poison me!" "Yes, well in your search for 'the cake is a lie', the cake was a lie."