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Basketball god but also bad. Not that smart. Mostly tall but cant get rebounds. Underwear lover
man that john jiro guy’s name was made from his parent’s cough 👨🏿 🦲
A Spicy John is when you drop an epic dump out of your third butthole. The third butthole only appears when one has been awoken through years of exclusively boofing psychedelics and watching The Fountain on repeat and absolute copious amounts of weed until entire enlightenment. The Spicy John is ridding your earthly vessel of any literal secular shit holding you down.
My friend went to Cochella and said he took a Spicy John in the portapotty after Ariana Grande's set... but I don't really believe his wokeness.
THE G.O.A.T. HE IS THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME!
Person #1- oh you know john?
Person #2- are you talking about John Houde?? the GOAT?!?!? How could I not know who he is!
Person #3- He's so dreamy
characterized by or displaying around 70 percent certainty.
Person 1: Looks like there's some traffic up ahead. Are you sure we'll make it in time?
Person 2: Pssh! I'm John-positive we will.
an individual who overuses and abuses certain words and actions, usually ending up as an annoyance and otherwise believing that his action was indeed acceptable
Person 1: dude i just scored tickets to the Devils Game
Person 2: swag
Person 1: even better, they're box seats
Person 2: double swag
Person 3: Dude stop being a John Reeves
Person 2: sorry man, no swag
Person 1: total John Reeves man