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If its your boyfriend/girlfriends birthday today.
Just send them some nudes to make their day.
Camron: Its my birthday and its July 7th
Bailey: Ok so?
Camron: You know what that means.
This is the most gifted person you'll ever meet. Good looks, got brains, good genes, great at music and very sporty. An all-rounder. They will spoil you, take care of you and be there for you through everything whether it's good or bad, the happy and the sad.
"Your the best if your born of July 7th"
the day god said fuck your relationship heres a real man
July 26th,
Nadine was born on this day and made the world a better place. This day is about nadine, and only nadine ! On this day we celebrate her existence will tell her and wish her a happy birthday because it was the day nadine was born, nadine’s birth ! And other people having their birthdays on this day should postpone it because it's NADINE'S DAY ONLY
"what is july 26th?"
"IT'S NADINE'S DAY"
FUCK YOUR S/O DAY! the perfect time, day, and moment to fuck you s/o if you have one, go crazy!
„Its July 26th, havent ya heard? go get that pussy bro!”
you cant nut starting july 5 to july 30
yo bro its no nut july dont nut!
A man who doesn’t wipe his @$$ after taking a $hit.
“This man right here is a total Juli-as.”
“I know bro how can someone act like such a juli-as when he knows we have a wedding in an hour”