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A questioning joke that one person nerviously asks another. The nervousness stems from the fact that the person asking the question is not sure whether the person to whom the question was addressed is really mad or not.
Usually responded to with:
Yes=Trouble
No=Time to utter a funny banter
Lauren: R u mad?
Ben: no
Lauren: R u sure?
Ben: yes, now quit talking to me damnit!
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A response that is usually said when one person tells another of something somewhat unfortunate, but not tremendously unfortunate. This envokes that even though the subject being discussed is unfortunate, the conversation or situation in whole is still "mad good".
Mark: I just found $20.
Dan: Shit, I stubbed my toe!
Mark: Mad Good Though.
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1. A game during which one sexual partner unsuspectingly attempts to say obscure or unsexy parts of anatomy during "dirty talk" without their mate losing "the mood". If sexual relations still occurs, EVERYONE WINS!
How to play "Sexual Mad Libs"
1. While talking dirty: Oooh baby, your *nostrils* make me so hot. Show me how far you can spread them
2. While talking dirty: Mmmm, I love the way your *pubes* rub against my skin, it makes me quiver
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a disease that has been quarantined to the country sides to prevent further spread. Symptoms included killing of random animals, missing teeth, driving a large truck, judging your manhood on how much you can lift, and defining life through your high school football career.
I'm going back to the bubble, wish me luck and pray I don't die of frost bite/boredom/mad hick disease.
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MAD NOOB DISEASE. Beware, mad noob disease is rapidly spreading all over the world! This disease is contracted when your noobular vein is inflamed, and you become a mad butt-hurt noob! You know someone has this disease when they constantly fail at life, have no friends, are named either Larry or Lawrence, or Craig, and are a complete crybaby. If you think someone you know has it, throw them under a bus or a cliff immediately.
"Oh no, I think Larry has Mad Noob Disease
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A legitimate medical term for the symptoms of P.M.S.
A woman with Mad Cow Disease is referred to as a mad cow.
Matt, "Thanks for taking me to the indian casino to play poker tonight. I had to get the fuck away from my wife before she drove me nuts."
Jeff, "You're welcome. I knew you needed it. According to my calender she's got mad cow disease this week."
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Attacks of Mad Sow Disease occur when you are running late for work and are the second car thats been asked to pull forward at the drive through winnow and when your food is brought out the fat sow in front of you refuses to pull up so you can leave because her fat loser 30-something boyfreind wearing a Pokemon t-shirt has gone inside to use the can and she is afraid he won't find her if she moves 20 feet.
I had an attack of mad sow disease at Mickey d's today, this fat sow boxed me in and I was late for work.
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