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a phrase used to make a boring story more interesting, and keep people from thinking you have alot of money, so you can borrow some from them later on
i just ate about 3 apples but i got bored with the fourth one so i threw it a way... And then i lost five dollars...
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Jerking it as a means to boost one's self esteem.
Joe was feeling pretty down about the ladies rejecting him all the time so he gave himself a one handed high five.
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To eavesdrop on someones conversation. Usually with the intention of taking the information for their own benefit. Comes from Penal Code 459 which concerns burglary and theft.
(on the phone) I'll tell you where to meet later. Right now my little brother's four-five-nine(ing)me.
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The act of combining a five hour energy with a rockstar. As many of you know five hour energy works, but tastes awful, so we came up with a chaser, a rock star. nicknamed the five star we recommend it for all your all nighters.
Guy 1: Damn dude my lit teacher assigned so much homework i think i may have to pull an all-nighter.
Guy 2: Well you better pick up a five-star energy drink bro. You know they say its a slap of energy to your face.
Guy 1: This is true...
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Simmilar to "and then I found five dollars", except with the currency used in the European Union. One would use this phrase to save face at the end of a really bad story with no point.
Person one: So this morning I went to go get a crepe for breakfast but there was a big line so I didn't.
Person two: Oh.
Person one: And then I found five Euros!
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Basically Nickleback and Pantera, but as one band.
Person 1; You see the Five Finger Death Punch concert last night?
Person 2; Fuck no. That band sucks
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At the end of performing intercourse from behind, one must pull out, ejaculate on his own hand and slap his partner across the face with it.
Susie hasn't let me try anything new in bed since I gave her that Black Market High-Five
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