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When your balls are all old and wrinkly and they haven't been touched in a long time
That man looks pretty old, i bet he has a dusty old muffin.
The bizarre and nonsensical reasoning with minimal logic applied that old people give when tryin to formulate the reasons why or how someone/something occurred, often displayed in utmost confidence.
'I took a dump two times in one night? It definitely must mean that I have diabetes.' ... Old people logic
"I brought home a burger from work last night and ate it while watching tv? I definitely must be depressed and am eating away my problems." ... Old people logic
"I like using cruise control on the highway? I probably am aggressive in nature and this is a natural way for me to express it." ... Old people logic
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A person who is one year old
most humans at this cant speak, read or write of course.
Are either cute af or just stupid.
Example : we were all 1 year old s.
Where some old ass hags fall in love (Typical age range from 30s - 60s) Can be Doomed Yuri or any other ship trope
Those characters are so Old Woman Yuri coded
The layer of fecal sediment that remains at the bottom of the toilet even after multiple flushes . Usually occurs after your dad or grandfather has used the toilet
Dad left his old man sand in the toilet again.
drinking coffee and smoking marijuana at the same time. like a speedball, the caffeine to get you up and weed to get you low
i’ll do whatever i need to do after the old mans speedball.
Derogitory Term used to define young or old person, who has a bitchy/asshole/douche bag/ personality and or attitude towards younger folk, and they are in dire need of getting laid. More often then not they are extremely un-attractive character.
Dude, your mom is such a Haggard Old Badger