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Bitching Post

The person who you always Bitch to ( not Bitch about)

Could also be refered to as your bitching pal/buddy. He/she probably doesnt care what your saying, but just listens. ( occasionaly joins in)

Tom: Argh, Tim is so annoying!
Luke: Yeah...
Tom: Sorry for being your Bitching Post by the way.
Luke: It's alright man...I don't like him anyway.

by Hairyspud July 31, 2008


Hairy Bitch

A slutty ass bitch that your boyfriend dated.
Sometimes, if not always, Cubano.
Sheds like a fucking hound.
Smells and looks like one too.

Hairy bitch: "I remember that night........"
Boy 1: "Me too!"
Hairy Bitch: " Remember that one time......"
Boy 2: " How could I forget!"
Hairy Bitch: " I still love him........."
You: "Thats why you sleep with everything that wiggles....."

by 13131313131313 November 08, 2010


Bitch Network

When you tell someone a secret, there is most likely two people that they will tell that secret to.

then that person has two people, then that person has two more people, and so on.

repeat the process until the entire town knows your secret. usually performed by bitches, hence the name.

Guy 1: Hey, dude did you hear that your girlfriend cheated on you?
Guy 2: Yeah.
Guy 1: How do you know?
Guy 2: Through the Bitch Network.

by The Young Enigma September 04, 2009


Bitch wiener

That little guy you work/associate with that is always bitching. Never happy never satisfied. Not exactly a macho man, tends to have a dominant feminine side. Hence the constant bitching.

At work Dustin always has something negative to say, he's is such a bitch wiener.

by Skankhunt1983 March 15, 2017


take it bitch

The Rad Brad's famous quote.

*destroys alien's face* "OH, TAKE IT BITCH!

by Lime Taje May 14, 2016


Bitch Gloves

Black latex gloves that alter the personality of the wearer making them act like a bitch.

Watch out, Kim is wearing her bitch gloves today!

by bostonrevere February 11, 2011


Bitch Slab

That slab of brick or concrete on your porch that your bitch sits on.

"Have you seen my girl?"
"Yeah, she's out on the bitch slab."

by Dingdongbro November 02, 2020