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1. When someone sings a song that is similar to a Herbie Hancock so you can no longer think of the correct tune.
GUY1. "Rockit! ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba" GUY 2. no! thats Axel F! GUY 1. then how does rockit go? GUY 2. "ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba. DAMN now u got me doing it! Y'all herbie hancock blocked me!
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A condition that usually takes place the first couple of weeks into the new year, in which a person keeps writing in the last/previous year in place of the new one.
-doggonit! this is my third check today I write in the "old" year! -I know, you're not alone! I guess I got new year's block too, sorry to say.
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A person who has learned from relevant experiences in the world
- Street smarts
- wisdom
- real-world experience
- seen a thing or two
"If your not sure how to run this business, ask Old Man Dave. He's been around the block a few times"
"Could tell Mayor Hudson to fix the schools?" "No. Ask Shelly she's been around the block with her before"
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When you can't poo due to forgetting to take your mobile phone to the toilet.
I had to go back up stairs this morning for my mobile phone, I get mobile poo block if I try to poo without it.
"if Im not checking the urban dictionary word of the day while im on the loo, I just cant poo"
a person that stands directly in the middle of the sugar, milk, straw and napkin dispensers so that no one else can get near them.
Coffee Cock Block-When you are trying to add milk or sugar to your coffee, or get a straw or napkin and the person at the station is strategically blocking everything and you can't get near it.
When your mom catches you bringing a girl into her house and prevents you from banging her.
"Dude, I got mom cock blocked. I was just about to bang that chick but then my mom came in and made the slut go home."
When someone puts a washing basket on their back to look like a tortoise and performs a cock block by crawling onto a couple's bed whilst they are making intercourse
"i got completely undressed, put on a washing basket and cock block tortoised onto nat's bed who was shagging zach"