real life human being

Real life human being...
Means a human being that lives on planet earth...who eats...breathes...and is not a computer....

When i take the time to call a business /service company that i pay a monthly bill to...i expect to discuss my questions/concerns with a real life human being....a real llfe human being....who is a human being ...that lives on planet earth...who eats...breathes and is not a computer...instead of me getting pissed off at a computer....that has no ears... to hear me speak slowly...ever...i think customer service is person to person....and all persons deserve a job....not a computer...

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Imma be real with you chief

When you are about to tell a friend something that they should never repeat in front of anyone else under any circumstances.

"Hey Drake, Imma be real with you chief, I think Travis is so fucking whipped by his girlfriend."

"Word, I respect that"

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Among us in real life

A gay ass song made by a couple of white bitches and their boyfriends.

Among us in real life is the worst song ever.

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Cha cha real smooth

Expression used for accentuate the success of a risky and improper move.

When the bottle of motor oil says that it lasts a year but you drink it in 15 minutes: cha cha real smooth

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its free real estate

its free real estate: A dank meme that shows a man in a joke infomercial. He waves you forward as he puts his hand to his mouth and whispers, “it’s free real estate.”
This will be a meme that lives forever.

Hey how you doing love mama let me whisper in ear tell you something that you might like to hear its free real estate.

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swag or swagg (the real definition)

HIP HOP's Minister Of Information:
Professor Griff (Public Enemy)
Says:

saying to someone that he got swag
is a cool way of saying he's cute.
its a word to feminize hiphop.

the term for someonse style or type of clothing
is Fly or Flava.

(hey looking fly!!!! or: you got flava!!!)

the pricinple of swag or swagg (the real definition) is simply this:

that pants you wear "got swag" brother!

means:
that pants you wear "looks cute on you" brother!

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This Shit Just Got Real

a phrase used when watching a movie to piss people off. used when the movie gets a little more serious.

(The movie goes to a serious/stupid part)
jake: dude this shit just got real
allison: shut the fuck up! your so annoying

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