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Who lit the fuse to your tampon

What people will ask you if you're freakin' out.

"Geez Johnny, who lit the fuse to your tampon?"

"Shut the hell up, Frank."

by HashBrownClown March 13, 2016


who named me?

This is something that people say when they discover that someone has insulted them when they were not present. This is usually said prior to the insulted instructing the offending party to "keep my name outta your mouth!"

Sammy: "Hey! Did you hear what Paulie said about you last weekend at the Grind?"
Kelly: "What? Who named me? Paulie? He's gonna regret open separating his smile!"
Sammy: "He's a trick. No one believes him anyway. Now let's go get our library cards."

by von groovy August 29, 2024


The kid who is behind you

The kid who is behind you is just some random homicidal kid who has this weird fetish of smelling backs. He is often seen behing little babies or elderly men and sniffing their backs. If he is smelling your back stay still so he doesnt get mad and chop your penis off.

Random smallhead: Yoooyoyoyoyoo guy there the kid who is behind you
Other guy: Ahahshshnonnoddndkdnsjdkdk ok ill try to stay still it tickles

by BAD KID with a flamethrower July 11, 2019


kick someone who has hair gel day

december

december is kick someone who has hair gel day

by Waffle Muffin Pufferfish November 21, 2019


who trippin?

"Fuck Trump Who Trippin?" found on the sidewalk in Compton.
Translation: What a horrible President! Who else is freaking out?

Fuck Trump Who Trippin?

by KikiKool November 11, 2017


I like you for who you are

The way a guy says you are to fat for that dress.

Honey, that mini skirt looks great even with the seams torn, besides, I like you for who you are.

by bigc3031 May 29, 2004


friend who feeds you

Theres always this one motherfucker in the friend group that never eats enough and never brings food to uni or school and then theres the mom of the group that always feeds you and keeps up with how much the motherfucker eats. They will always have a snack with them e.g. mentos and feed you proper meals, like pizza.

Sarah is my friend who feeds me and if you become friends with her, she will be the friend who feeds you.

Sarah always has mentos on her, you can count on her as a friend who feeds you

by BroWhat??????????????????????? December 7, 2022