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Lips that are dry and chapped.
Friend: "your lips look a little gross.."
Me: "yeah, I have single people lips. Sorry"
regular Apple headphones, but the wires have been cut off to give the appearance of AirPods
dang, did you see joshua’s new airpods?
nah, those are poor people airpods, they aren’t even real.
The funny server where gay people kiss
Me: Ayo bro hop on the Gay People Kissing discord call
My friend: Aight
A situation where old people fight to the death in a cage.
"Oh no, Marvin and Edmund have got in the ring for an old people cagematch."
After Walter and Otis got into an old people cagematch in the nursing home, the nurses have had to work overtime to repair the damaged old people.
Group of 8 retarded rednecks who go to truck meets and fish, they all live in the same small town and go to the same school.
Jimmy neutron is in the blind people cult
"the mother of many people" is when ur mom just can't deside what man she wants. So she fricks them all! But that isn't so great for u... Beacause turns out your enemy is ur sister!
"hey can i come to ur place?" "Sure, here's my mom's number give it to urs." "that's the same number as my mom!!!" "i guess are mother is the mother of many people :)" these lovers were actually cousin!!!
when both people in a couple match each other’s ugliness to the pinnacle. their overwhelming ugliness fills the relationship and causes it to last forever, especially because they are so ugly that they cannot find another pair.
Couple walks past.
Person A: “Damn, did you see them?”
Person B: “How could I not? They were ugly people goals.”