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A sex move where the female is blowing the male and he cums in her eye, stands her up and kicks her in the shin, creating an effect of a eye patch and one leg.
Did you hear about Jessica, I'm pretty sure John made her an angry pirate
Screaming hazarrrrd after ejacing in a ship wench, filling her to the brim after 5 consecutive weeks of anal and peanut butter monkey head.
“Im gonna show that bitch of a wench what it truly means to get fucked vigourously by an angry pirate!!“
“Fuck i love brimmin bitches when im angry“
Angry PirateWhen you kick her in the shin and spunk in her eye
For example: He gave her the angry pirate... She left him and never made contact with him again.
when you place your ball bag on your woman's eye like an eye patch and shit in her mouth, while drinking Capt. Morgan's .
Bruce favorite way to get back at his wife is to angry pirate her.
A penis that is crooked or bent in an in even way.
Wow Morgan really has a small pirate hook
When you fuck a bitch then cum in here eye and kick her leg out from under here. Then yell argggg
Bro last night this bitch was being a total cunt, so I had to fucki pirate style.
Fucking pirate style
When a friend or loved one unabashedly looks over your shoulder while you are scrolling through your social media feed and reads and comments on what they are seeing. If they reach over your shoulder to scroll back or see a post, this is considered an escalation to a full on feedjacking.
Go back so I can read what she posted
Quit being such a scroll pirate and look at your own feed