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Hot pocket handjob

The act of somone recieving a handjob from a third party but the third party is using a hot pocket

Sarah gave me the best Hot pocket handjob of my life man, she even ate the hot pocket

by Checkeredbackpack September 19, 2013

16πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Penis Pocket

The skin that covers an uncircumcised penis.

Did you know my boyfriend has a penis pocket?

by Austin Powers January 17, 2015

2πŸ‘ 9πŸ‘Ž


smokers pocket space

the point smokers reach after a few cigarettes when the lighter fits in the box, thus more pocket space is available

Smoker: Four cigarettes down and more smokers pocket space for me

by bunion575 December 1, 2007

11πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Alabama hot pocket

When the guy shits in a girls vagina during intercourse

Girl 1 β€œshe smells like shit!”
Girl 2 β€œBrian gave her an Alabama hot pocket”
Girl 1 β€œohhhh”

by BmAc0977 November 19, 2018

914πŸ‘ 303πŸ‘Ž


Three Pocket Pat

Checking your pockets before leaving for the three necessities: Phone (hollerbox), wallet, and keys. To pat the left, right, and back pocket ensuring you have your belongings. A stoner's best friend.

"Scrubby always performs the Three Pocket Pat when he leaves, because otherwise he is sure as shit to forget something."

by Trent Bailey (Mr. Mr.) November 13, 2007

240πŸ‘ 73πŸ‘Ž


Illinois Hot-Pocket

Boning a female, and then pulling out, and nutting in the females nostril/nostrils and squezing the jizzum out of her nose like the cheese in a hot-pocket.

Sally just loved the Illinois Hot-Pocket and gave to her last night, she thought it was rad.

by RabidWimp December 5, 2008

58πŸ‘ 14πŸ‘Ž


Alabama Hot pocket

The act of taking a poop in a girls vagina and having sex after.

Tim: Do you want to get drinks tonight Matt.
Matt: No thanks my wife and I are doing an Alabama Hot pocket tonight.

by Alst4r52 May 31, 2018

160πŸ‘ 46πŸ‘Ž