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the "fuck you" spoken after the initial physical retaliation
hater: "you fucking douchebag"
player: (bitch slaps the hater in the face) "post fuck you!"
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When playing a video game, mainly Halo, when the other guy is living when you assumed he was dead, so he ends up taking your life, like SNAP!
~Dude that was some mad post-death syndrome. I had Anthony (energy eficient sword) and I assumed he was not living. Guess what he was still ALIVE!
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Wen u bust the fuk outta dat nut, but ya gurl keeps dem tongue swurls up n' runnin. And yo poor-ass DICK simply FATHOM wat is happenin. So ya dum dum nerves send signals of distress to ya noggin an ya start feelin sensitive as FUCK.
Last night after I ejaculated, Samantha kept the succ coming and I came down with Post-Nut-Syndrome. It was torture
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Any internet post presented as fact which is then shot down in flames by everyone else on the board, much like Car Crash TV, it's painful to look at, but also quite compelling.
That post where that guy thought he'd invented the phrase 'car crash tv' only to have half the board prove him wrong was a proper car crash post!
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a short time after someone dies if they didn't poop just before they poop on themselves. that is called a post mortem poop.
that body just took a post mortem poop.
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Post Avatar Depression, also known as P.A.D., occurs to a person after seeing the movie "Avatar" (By James Cameron) after immediately realizing they had fallen victim to a runaway hype train, and wasted their time and money on a blatantly derivative movie that sucks even more than the terrible movies it ripped off to begin with.
Guy 1: Wow that movie was complete trash. Just awful.
Guy 2: *Sniff* I'm such a sucker.
Guy 1: Dude, are you crying?
Guy 2: Bro... I'm a sap. I knew the movie was just Dances with Wolves in space, but Hollywood leaned on the media to ram it down our throats so hard. I just... I really bought a whole car on the hype train and it's just the worst sci-fi movie since Battlefield Earth.
Guy 1: Aww shit... looks like Post Avatar Depression...
Guy 2: I need a hug and to rewatch Andor immediately.
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The feeling you get after shelling out for the Xbox 360 peripheral "Project Natal" and realising it sucks.
A: Whassup dude, yo is lookin down.
B: Yeh, I iz broke coz all my monies went on Project Natal and It done be no good.
A: Ah no blood, yousa got Post Natal Depression.
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