Twice Baked Potato

The act of vomiting into a woman's vagina while performing oral sex on her.

I went down on Betsy last night and her cunt smelled so bad I ended up giving her a twice baked potato.

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mashed potatoes

The way that a person feels after engaging in sexual intercourse or after having an orgasm. This may include sleepyness, the inability to think straight, and the munchies.

That sex made me feel all mashed potatoes! I can't think straight! Hey, do we have any chex mix?

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potato pancake jizzfest

The act of filling Mr. Potato Head with cum, and then pouring it over a nice stack of flapjacks that you have cooked for your loved ones.

Dad: Hey kids! It's Saturday! Time for potato pancake jizzfest!!!

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Potato-N-Gravy

A less obvious and crude way of describing cum and shit, which may be in the same place at the same time during gay sex.

"John fucked Edward's ass and as they climaxed and cummed, there was Potato-N-Gravy all over the place. On John's cock and a glacier of it in Edward's ass crack."

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idaho giant potato

The act of shoving a potato up a womans anus. And taking it out jerking off untill ejaculation, put your cum on the potato, and force feed it to her.

I totally gave Whitney the Idaho Giant Potato

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Amish Potato Basket

Getting a BJ and taking a dump at the same time

Steve-o: hey Toby i got a Amish Potato Basket last nite from my girlfriend!

Toby: how was it?

Steve-o: Awesome!

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Mr. Potato Head

A fat dickhead who's fucking my wife

Matt aka Mr. Potato Head is banging my whore ex

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