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When several men line up from smallest to tallest from 10 feet away and see who can ejaculate the closest to the ladies mouth.
Teebow won 500 bucks because he made a hole-in-one when we performed a putting green on his grandmother.
a cardboard ship that will sink in 20 seconds
there once was a ship that was put to sea
When you masterbate so vigorously that you build callouses along the sides of your shaft.
Johnny's been in prison so long that all he can do is keep putting on siding.
A term to signify that you are definitely staying home for the night, and unequivocally will not be putting pants back on to get out. Some old timer ladies call their mu-mus/nightgowns “gowns”.
Girl 1: Hey, sister! You should come over and try this new herbal medicine we got going on.
Girl 2: Nah, I ain’t feelin’ it right now. Wheel of Fortune is about to come on anyway.
Girl 1: Come on, it’s only like 7pm!
Girl 2: I know lol, but I done put my gown on. Even filled my belly; I’m done with today.
Girl 1: OK Grandma, good night then.
to have sexual intercourse
She's hot, I'd put the wheel on the tip for sure.
When you get hot and heavy on the clitoris.
i.e. did you hear Jim last night? He bought that girl home and put weight on the bean.