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1. When some body is saying something to someone about else that is NOT true( you could argue that if its the truth then its not necessarily "talking shit"
2. When someone is rambling on talking about things that don't make sense
1. Nikki: why are you talking shit about me to my sister?
Mollie: i just told her the truth.
2. Mr Dude: do you think trees can talk to each other? Like read each others minds?
Other Dude: stop talking that mad shit Mr Dude
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When you are taking a shit and you push very hard so the fecal matter comes out "lightning fast" and there is no need to wipe.
I just took a hella intense blitzkrieg shit at wendy's.
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The event in which one's printer shits out large quantities of paper. This could be the cause of a productive night of cramming a paper, printing a book, or the fact that one's printer randomly prints excessive amounts of paper.
Mike: How did your project go last night?
Brannon: My productivity levels on this project were so high last night that my HP Photosmart Premium took a huge printer shit.
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a person who takes pleasure in causing drama and stirring the pot
*Callum unnecessarily stirs the pot*
everyone: OMG Callum is such a shit stirrer!!!
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When a person passes wind (farts) and there is a fecal smell that follows, microscopic shit particles are floating in the air around the person. Which are inturn inhaled through the nostrils of nearby people, these are shit particles.
Omg that person just released shit particles, and they are in my mouth and nose.
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Literally, being rich enough to buy your own island.
Upon becoming rich as shit, George proceeded to buy his own island.
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Someone or something getting their lives fucking owned.
Friend 1: Dude, you just got your ass owned in a game of Madden. That was a real shit tossing.
Friend 2: That was just lucky, it won't happen again
Friend 1: I just owned your fucking life 76-0. You definitely got your shit tossed across the room, I'm embarassed for you
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