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When a group of blondes (5 or more) proceeds to urinate on an individual in unison.
May be used for business or pleasure, also a good idea for a very naughty punishment.
Those with golden hair give the best golden showers. Only the luckiest of mankind get to experience an Extra Golden Shower.
Five blondes walk into a bar and all have to pee. I pray they pee on me. I've only ever dreamed of an Extra Golden Shower.
Scott: "A golden shower just isn't cutting it for me anymore man."
Donna: "Why don't you try an Extra Golden Shower?"
Scott: "Sweet! I totally have at least five blonde friends that would love to piss on me!"
There's just something about an abundance of golden streams dousing you with warmth when they're coming straight from a circle of babes with golden hair.
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When you have diarrhea but it's not completely runny. It comes out as several small pieces of shit really quickly that all hit the water like a meteor shower in the sky.
Guy 1: "Man, there was a porcelain meteor shower last night after I ate all that Mexican food."
Guy 2: "WTF dude TMI!!"
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A crazy party, loud and annoying...awesome!
Robbie: Are you coming to the communal shower tonight?
Kate: No, i can't make it.
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A quick shower in which one only washes the armpits, the feet, and the privates. Derived from the five places to shoot the puck past the hockey goalie- the four corners and between the goalie's legs.
I didn't have much time after working out to get cleaned up before going to class, so I just took a hockey-goal shower (or, I hockey-goaled it).
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1. Used When you are out of toilet paper so you turn on the shower and wash out the crack of your ass.
2. Also used when you take to nasty of a poo that you can't wipe all of the poo out of your ass crack and have to wash it out.
'Fred took a massive shit, he tried wiping but the toilet paper would only stick to his ass so he turned on the shower and took a "poop-n-shower".'
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When a woman gives a man a blow job and just when he is about to cum she pulls back and waits for him to jizz on her face, he moans, groans and enjoys it but there is no jizz
Girl 1- I was blowing Jake last night and just when I thought he was about to jizz I pulled back but nothing happened?!
Girl 2- What?
Girl 1- He had The Dry Shower head, shame!
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A therapeutic act of one partner pissing in the other persons mouth. Then the one with piss in their mouth sprays it on the originating partner.
I would love to give her a reverse golden shower.
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