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Sleep on one side of your body. Has nothing to do with cushions.
Me right now, why do you think i am wirting this? Its when you are on your phone or reading a book and you are too tired to put it down so you just continue becoming more and more tired
Me:its 2:55Am! I need sleep but...i am too tired to sleep
A woman who is a slut during the day and even while sleeping at night, tends to take rock hard cocks in every possible hole.
I had sex with that sleeping slut last night, but so did my two friends.
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When you get little to no sleep and thus are super hyper/weirdly energetic as a result as if you are on crack.
Person 1: HEYYYY I GO ZERO SLEEP LAST NIGHT YEET!
Person 2: Someone's on sleep crack
The layer of filth that covers you during slumber.
Me: “The inside of your ear looks shiny”
Greg Clifford: “Oh that’s just from my sleep jizzum”
Juan Wick’s state of Retardation caused by the lack of sleep & carrying around a massive shlong.
“Juan is acting retarded again, his shlong is massive too so he must have SDR (Sleep Deprivation Retardation). That happens from lack of sleep and carrying a massive shooing.”
Sleeping contest when you vs someone to see who can sleep the longest the win is always 100% the female
Who is winning the sleeping contest